Friday, November 20, 2015

Making Sausage

20th November
Accra Baptist Guesthouse
The Cantonments, Accra, Ghana

Johnny Osusuwi was there waiting for me as I came out of the terminal building. Reporters lifted their hairy microphones, signs expressing welcome, affection and loyalty were raised from an adoring crowd … and then lowered in that embarrassed fashion that one uses when discovering that it was just some old guy and not “the band!”  Moments later the real band members (for a group I don’t know) emerged and were engulfed by their adoring fans. Traffic was worse than usual.
The trip was “nominal,” I presume because someone named it “long and boring” and it lived up to the advertising. I have observed before that air travel is like sausage-making. One starts at one end and moves through metal tubes of various sizes to be deposited at the other end, transformed and most likely unrecognizable. Some of the tubes jiggle and in those attendants bring you food and drink at intervals. Other tubes do not vibrate but you have to fetch your food yourself. Like sausage and lawmaking, the actual process should, perhaps, not be described in polite society.
The longest leg of the trip, of course, was from New York’s JFK to Accra, the capital of Ghana and its largest city. My time on board was shared with a young lady who eventually slept with her feet in my lap, ate my lemon drops and tried, unsuccessfully, to steal my cookies. Avery is eighteen months old and travelling with her mother back to Ghana to see her family for the first time.
Stepping down from the plane mid-morning, I encountered the smell of Accra: distant wood smoke, humidity like a warm comforter on a warmer evening and the faint fetid smell of the Gulf of Guinea. The night before I managed to get about three hours’ sleep, packing an entire bag filled with mardi gras beads, kool-ade, stuffed toys, soccer balls, EKG machine, transcutaneous oximeters, various books and a single can of strawberries. Anyone going up country becomes the default omnibus carrier for all the missionaries there. I am extremely lucky to have a friend in Linnie Dickson who helped me wrestle this beast into his car and dropped me off at 5AM on Thursday morning the 19th in order to start the sausage-making.
All that said, I had over a hundredweight of impedimenta for Johnny Osusuwi to wrestle into the elderly Datsun before we braved traffic on the two lane highway that ground away from the airport. Sometimes, if a stretch of road is not being used convincingly by the oncoming traffic, entire lines of automobiles, trucks, matatus (not a really correct name as it is Swahili and I am in west Africa), motorcycles and bikes postulate one or two additional lanes of travel, double yellow line notwithstanding. Auto accidents are frequent and mortal.
After changing my money into Ceti and getting a local sim card for my phone, I was deposited at the Accra Baptist guest house by 1030. My room was ready: small, walls entirely of window, ceiling fan set to “sweat copiously despite use” and a large hard bed. I perspire and doze until mid-afternoon, repack my bag for tomorrow and go to dinner. I leave at 4 AM to get a flight for Tamale (TAM eh lay). The real trip begins.
On the road. Thank you for your prayers.

Dr. Walt